Hungry –

Conversation between parents and two sons sitting in front of me during a flight to Houston:

“Mom?”

“What honey.”

“I’ve thought about it and I’ve discovered I am a cannibal. I want to eat Cameron’s arm but he won’t let me touch it. He won’t let me touch it!”

“Mmm hmmmm.”

“Make him. I really want take a chomp out of his right arm.”

……Garbled noise…..

“C’mon, Cameron! Cameron, give me your arm!!!”

Now dad weighs in:

“Christian, if he doesn’t want to share his arm, he doesn’t want to share it. Why don’t you start on his fingernails? His fingernails and then his toenails?”
……………….

At the end of the flight, I hear the mom pipe up:

“Cameron? How are your ears, honey?”

Ears?

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